I LIVE IN TACOMA WITH MY HUSBAND AND OUR LITTLE ONES, PENNY & REDDING. TO hear ABOUT THEIR WILDLY DIFFERENT BIRTHS, SCROLL DOWN! I'M THE ONE HOLDING THE BABY IN ONE ARM, A SPICY NOVEL IN THE OTHER, CHASING MY DAUGHTER THROUGH THE WOODS. I AM MY FAMILY'S MAKER OF MAGIC; A TATTOOED, PLAYFUL MAMA BEAR. I SNORT WHEN I LAUGH, WHICH IS FAIRLY OFTEN, AND BREAK INTO SONG & SILLY VOICES. ACCORDING TO MY HUSBAND, I TALK WITH MY HANDS (HE EVEN WROTE THAT INTO OUR VOWS). WORKING UP A GOOD SWEAT IS BOTH MY THERAPY AND CHURCH. I'M JUST A MOM WHO USED TO BE COOL, DOING MY DAMNED BEST. GIVE ME iced COFFEE WHEN IT'S FREEZING AND I'LL DRIVE MY MINI VAN WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN, HEAT CRANKED AND BLACK SABBATH BLASTING.